Khmer people are so amazed by white people speaking broken Khmer. It's so cute to the ladies when a white guy can say and butcher the simplest Khmer words. But being a Khmer man, I cannot go around flaunting my English skills to woo the ladies. Even though I speak and even write English better than a lot of white people. Heck, they even noticed and is turned off by my slightest of Cambodian accent.

Why aren't you amazed that I can speak and write English better than white people's own language?
Yet, charmed by their inability to say the simplest Khmer word correctly? Should I do that too, but in a reverse fashion? FOB the hell out of the English language in hopes that you might find it cute that I'm struggling to speak a second language?

Oh wait,  I've never known any Khmer women to be turned on by Khmer men speaking English with a heavy Cambodian accent!

Are you ladies on CRACK???

I don't get the logic.

I once thought wearing biker shorts like regular shorts were cool?

A few courses I'd like to enroll some dearly beloveds in.


Interdisciplinary Studies of Independence and Esteem: Critical examination of women and their degenerative ideas of worthlessness without a man and how to overcome. Sadly, a lot of my girl friends need this wake up call. Its disappointing to see smart, beautiful women so pathetically enrapt in men. Im not a nazi feminist, I think men are great. But when did they become sources of validation? Relationships are about partnerships. Which means that each party contributes. When a woman decides that she is nothing without a man, she has nothing to offer. Ditch the desperate attitude and maybe someone will want to negotiate a long term contract.

Principles of Self: Fundamental basis of believing in and standing firm in ones own convictions. Learning to be yourself without seeking the affirmations of others. I have some friends who cant do or say a thing without first running it by someone else for clearance. Its exasperating. I always tell em to do what they want, its their life, but their counter argument is a weak, "I know. But what do you think I should do?" Confidence is attractive. Knowing yourself is sexy.

Introduction to Socialization: Dos and donts of how to get along in a social setting. Because being disagreeable all the time does not necessarily convey autonomy, but rather may be seen as bitchiness. When playing in a group, you have to learn how to compromise. And if one wishes to remain aloof, do so within the solitary confinements of home. Dont rain on other peoples parades. Grr. Poopers annoy me. Be considerate, dont spread the stink.

TSL (Tact as a Second Language): Instruction in basic savoir-faire. Focus on mitigating offense and being verbally prudent. Honesty may be the best policy, but thats not to say beat a person down with blunt traumatic blows. Some folks are so harsh hahah. I believe in being firm and constructive. Not being an ass. May be taken in conjunction with Intro to Socialization.

Annnd, because I am always looking for advancement as far as character growth is concerned, I need to register for Practical Training in the Procurement of a Backbone. Cus I've gotta learn to tell people to fuck off sometimes before I lose my mind. I need to practice reigning back my ever so compassionate nature and realize its ok to say "no", or "maybe later", or "I'm sorry, I cant". I will probably fail this class, but perhaps repetitive enrollment will lend credence towards a more aggressive attitude.

In order to qualify as a professional channel surfer and practice as a couch potato, I'd have to attend graduate school for another 4-5 years (this is after I've already completed 16 years of school AHHH). I will be accruing over $100,000 in student loans/debt. 

My wife hires her aunt to cook for us. She put pahok in every freakin things. if not pahok, there's maam, pa-ark, or somekind of smelly fish. she have connection with people from Cambodia, and we never run short of something smells. I basically have to take my kids and eat out everyday. pleeeeeeeeeeessssee!!!!!!Heeeeeelp.....

Just wanted to share the exciting news that I won Khmerwitica's first Khmer Idol!!!

Yah..I know, I can hardly believe it myself.   Yay!  haha..  *pats myself on the back*   

I think I slept really wrong last night. I'm having back spasms and aches. I'll try to do some stretching and jogging tonight to see if it'll go away.

I need to hit the gym. I haven't done so in over two months!
The beer belly is starting to come back. Dammit!

It's very bothersome. Hopefully the bugs get taken care of very soon! At least they're just glitches.

Ok, I hope the host company adds more hardware to speed up the website. The lag is ridiculous! They just got a $1,000,000 funding, which I'm not sure is enough considering all the websites that are hosted on their platform. That's why I want to release this website in a couple of weeks or so to see what the host company would do. If this lag continues after a couple of weeks, I'm going to stick with the current platform.

I'm going to need at least a couple of weeks to put everything back together.

All the photos music and such will come back slowly.